Im actually jewish

so this is kinda awkward but…


i would like a apple wireless keyboard…

some new sneakers… size 10… i like nike air max's and new balances…

new underarmour stuffs… i liked the pants but i lost them

a new wallet… mines velcro

a haircut so mom will love me again

knife set… pots… kitchen and cooking stuff for the apt i live in with that wierd girl

ipod dock

levis 31 30

shirts socks

knicks and knacks

a puppy

a watch

… there is no way these can be here by christmas and they are kinda spendy but they look cool...

http://www.turntablelab.com/dj_equipment/1/2889/87612.html







http://www.turntablelab.com/dj_equipment/0/0/87800.html

http://www.turntablelab.com/dj_equipment/71/1302/84152.html

This web sit has allowed me to indulge my greediest self! I would love any of my "favorites" on the Etsy site. Go to etsy.com sign in as me 551199annie, Password "teacher". Click on favorite, and there you have it, Christmas shopping at its easiest!! Love, Mom

Christmas List to the tune of a trashy pop song?

Wake up Christmas morning hoping for Etsy Geekery

Grab My stocking, it's cold as Hoth, I'm going to Android city

Before I leave brush my teeth with my proton pack

Cause when I leave for the night, Data doesn't nap

I'm talkin new socks on my toes toes,

Trying on way sweet clothes clothes,

Toys showing up in droves droves,

Chop-choppin, cookin like Chen Kinichi

Pulling up with some Kimchi,

Clean it up with my rooombyyyy

(Source)

OK so mom and dad have no idea how to use this. It's funny to read though, I'll admit.

• As you all know I am moving to Scotland. Permanently. So anything to do with Scottish culture (books, movies, clothing, weapons) would be bloody brilliant. Or anything to do with Europe in general. I'll be taking a private jet around to all of the countries so really anything would be useful.
• I love Gaga. This means I also love diamonds, sequins, sparkles, shoulder pads, high heels, studs, spikes, lace, leather, bubbles, leotards, chanel, pearls, etc and so forth. You can buy stuff like this at Vogue Fabrics. (Spikes and studs can be found at this scary fetish website. I like the cone spikes in various sizes.)
• Deborah Lippmann "Waking up in Vegas". Gaga wore it. Obvs.
• And these beauties. In my wildest dreams.

Love,

Princess Margaret Grace Najarian <3

This is Mom. The thing I have been thinking about for a long time is tea towels and hot pads from April Cornell in their Christmas pattern. She has a website Aprilcornell.com.

Wait I need more

-wall mounted bike rack
-wadda baddle klean kanteen: red 40 oz. (cheaper on other websites
-wired subscription
-ps the only Tim Feriss book I desire is 4hour workweek
- this isnt a joke, I'm a fish
-Lacie hard drive or thumb drive

Of course these are just ideas.But I need it all.

I forgot to say I would also love a gift certificate for a car wash, and a new bread loaf pan. The clear ones are best. The Container Store has a GREAT trash can to replace the present one. It is SIMPLEHUMAN black plastic for only $40!!!

Grumpy

Add a non-dark blue sweatshirt/sweater second floor Polo at Carson's like the one I where every day. Maybe Green or Gray (go New Trier).

Grumpy or is that Grampy

OK: I already ordered (from Santa Amazonclaus) Bulldog Drummond's Brides and Arrest DVDs. For $13.98 its your present to me. Or If you are a more electronic giver you can buy me the Blackandblueberry I bought myself.it's $49.99. ( You may bid on these items at reduced pricing, as always)
Then theirs the fast crowd who want to buy me a cheap waterproof cover for the Vette at Napa parts on Dempster in Evanston. Finally of course are the white socks bunch for me.

HO,HO,HO

Mom

snow shovel for car to dig out at airport
Kiehls creme de corps available @ Nordstrom's
chalet gift certificate
etsy gift certificate

billy bologna

this year i dont want anything,
me and jenny have registered at some baby places online, getting me some baby stuff would make me the happiest child alive,
urthchild.com
jilliansdrawers.com

i think its under Jennifer crescuillo, or jenny crescuillo

If I don't receive all of these then I'm moving in with JC

-Books by Tim Ferriss
-Zen Magnets
-things to cover my body in
-Patagonia will always make me like you more
-things to put around my feet in winter
-true happiness until I get bored

JVN
I'm like in college next year by the way...

CHRISTMAS 2010

It is that time again to let everyone know you want and remind them that you don't want their shitty gift ideas. Kiddinnnnnnnnng. But seriously, the blog makes Christmas awesome because we're a techno family now. Reminder: lets try to avoid multiple gifts while keeping the surprise- we don't wont little Timmy to get six rat traps again.....