My closet consists of 32 t shirts I bought 5 years ago,17 rummage finds from 13 years ago, 3 sweaters , 300 flannel shirts (only 5 fit me) and one pair of old navy pants.
So what I would really like is gift certificates for stores that sell clothing for handsome youngish men. Or for you to pick out clothes you would think I would look handsome in.
But maybe you dont want to do something like that so here are some random things i want.
COLORFUL SOCKS
MESH SHORTS
DRUGS
ALCOHOL
HAWAIIAN ROLLS
And if you do not want to encourage any of my vices I would love help with a gym membership. Im really quite out of shape and kelly has actually been vomiting at the sight of me. So I would like to work on that.
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