This is Margaret's list and you knew that so why did you ask.

If you take a trip down memory lane and review my past posts on this blog you will notice that I ask for the same thing every year. Diamonds. I am never gifted diamonds. I usually end up with some packages of pepperoni and a couple of XL Hanes t-shirts. I get it you guys...I'm fat. Even so, I am being harassed by members of the family who shall remain nameless (all of you) so here's my list:

1. Diamonds. I will ask for diamonds every year until I receive diamonds. I will never give up. Do you understand.

2. Yes, I am a professional photographer. Yes, I am highly sought after. No, none of my equipment is my own. I've stolen it all from David. I think you see where I'm going with this.

3. If for some reason you don't have the means to purchase the sort of jewelry I truly want and deserve, here are some examples of rings I find neat. I like antiques from estate sales. The sort of stuff that is still warm from the dead hand it was stolen off of. You know the type. Just so you all are aware, I only truly love those who have purchased me a ring that I wear on a daily basis. So far that's only Daniel and David. James bought me one once but I threw it away I mean it broke.

4. I lose a hair clip every single day. Mother tries to purchase them as fast as I misplace them but she's growing weary of it. Help the sis out.

5. What?

6. I can't stress enough how much I love anything coffee related 

As you all know, I am currently homeless. Other than coffee stuff, if you buy anything apartment oriented not only will I never forgive you but I will blame you for all that goes wrong in my life going forward.

I feel that I am on the top of the totem pole of love. Agreed?

If you're thinking that this was unnecessarily long and completely unhelpful, you're right!

Love you, Sisses.

M