Hello Peasants! It is I! The Kween!

Thank you mother for reminding everyone that I am busier and more important than the rest of the family and couldn't get to this blog post until now because of that. You're a gem.
Speaking of gems. Mother is also right in saying that I LOVE GOLD. And I'm not talking thousands of dollars worth of gold (Although if you buy me $10,000+ jewelry I'll give you my first born child. He's 7 months and he is unnamed.). There are affordable options available, people. Here are some examples:

Whisper Thin

 Estate Sale

Razors?

I also appreciate:

1. Books

a.  non-fiction

b. environment

c. economics

d. feminism

e. history

f. science

2. Natural Body Potions

a. oils

b. moisturizers

c. powders

3. Tea

a. earl grey

b. tumblrs

c. strainers

I live with two patchoulee feminist hippies. Anything that they would like I would like.Capisce?

xoxo