Hello, it’s me, Miso—the resident mini Aussie who’s clearly the only one paying attention around here.
So, this blog thing has been sitting around for over a week now, and my Humans haven’t bothered to give it so much as a sniff. Fine by me. They’re busy wrangling those strange little creatures they keep bringing home, like they’re collecting Pokémon but got the “kinda sticky and loud” variety.
Anyway, since they’re clearly off chasing their own tails, allow me to set the record straight on what they really want:
Laura: Obsessed with sticks. Seriously, if it’s wooden, she’s in love.
David: Really really needs some balls. Seems to have none these days.
Rowan: Craves Frisbees even though I doubt he can throw them.
Willow: Treats. Endlessly. Non-stop. If it’s edible—or questionably edible—Willow’s on it faster than I can scoop em up the floor when she throws it.
And what do these lovable weirdos want together? A nice, quiet vacation where they abandon me (rude!) but leave the fridge and cupboards wide open.
Anyway, that’s pretty much it. As the smartest floof in this house, I thought you should know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some serious napping to do—assuming the littles don’t try to use me as a footstool again. Over and out.
If you are wondering how I typed this you really need to check out chatGPT.
I did find a little list someone made if it means anything to you people, I can't actually read so...
Laura: Vintage / Used stovetop Tea Pot. Fun! A subscription to https://parentdata.org/ because knowledge is power🌟🌈
David: Apple Ginger Cranberry pie, Apple Galette, cute little cookies in tins, Uncle Colins lemon thingies, Uncle Colins chocolate thingies. Momma's Rice in the big pot. Aunt Maggies Sarma. Dad's Beef Tenderloin. The Salad
Rowan: Yet to speak, Size 3-6 for now, 6-9 in a couple months🐥
Willow: My favorite toys are the vintage Playskool things we find on Etsy. I love my computer thing my dad got me, there are so many more 💕. I am a size 3T and 7 shoe <3
woof! can't wait to see you all on Christmas Eve!🎄🎅🤶🎄
- Miso🐕
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